Afroman-Because I Got High lyrics

I was gonna clean my room, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, But then I got high
My room is still messed up And I know why, (why man) `cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class, before I got high
I coulda` cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high
I`m taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) `cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high
I just got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I`m selling dope and I know why, (why man) `cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you weren`t)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why, (why man) `cuz I got high,
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn`t gonna run from the cops but I was high, (I`m serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I`m a paraplegic, and I know why, (why man) `cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got high
I wasn`t gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high
Now the tow truck`s pulling away, and I know why, (why man) `cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I`m serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high
Now i`m jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) `cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I messed up my entire life, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife , because I got high
Now I`m sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) `cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I`m gonna stop singing this song, because I`m high
I`m singing this whole thing wrong, because I`m high
And if I don`t sell one copy I know why, (why man) `cuz I`m high,
because I`m high, because I`m high

(Are you really high man?) (he really is high man!) get jiggy with it
O bring it back (say what say what oh, Because I`m high
Because I`m high, because I`m high

Well my name is afroman and I`m from east palmdale,
All the `Dale weed i be smokin, is mama`s hell
I dont belive in Hitler thats what I say` (O my goodness)
So all of you skins, please give me more head
Mother fucker, afro mother fucker m-a-n

A-e-i-o-u and somtimes w
We aint going to sell any of these mother fucking albums cuz
Lets go back to marshal durbans and hang some more chickins cuz fuck it
Fuck the corporate world bitch