Barenaked Ladies-Pinch Me lyrics

It`s the perfect time of year
  
 Somewhere far away from here
  
 I feel fine enough, I guess
  
 Considering everything`s a mess.
  
 There`s a restaurant down the street
  
 Where hungry people like to eat
  
 I could walk, but I`ll just drive
  
 It`s colder than it looks outside.
  
 
  
 It`s like a dream - you try  
 to remember but it`s gone, then ya
  
 Try to scream but it only  
 comes out as a yawn, when ya
  
 Try to see the  
 world beyond your front door.
  
 Take your time the way I  
 rhyme`s gonna make you smile, when ya
  
 Realize that a guy my size  
 might take a while, just to
  
 Try to figure out  
 what all this is for.
  
 
  
 It`s the perfect time of day
  
 To throw all your cares away
  
 Put the sprinkler on the lawn
  
 And run through with my gym shorts on.
  
 Take a drink right from the hose
  
 And change into some drier clothes
  
 Climb the stairs up to my room
  
 Sleep away the afternoon.
  
 
  
 It`s like a dream - you try  
 to remember but it`s gone, then ya
  
 Try to scream but it only  
 comes out as a yawn, when ya
  
 Try to see the  
 world beyond your front door.
  
 Take your time the way I  
 rhyme`s gonna make you smile, when ya
  
 Realize that a guy my size  
 might take a while, just to
  
 Try to figure out  
 what all this is for.
  
 Pinch Me
  
 Pinch Me
  
 Cos I`m still asleep.
  
 Please God
  
 Tell Me
  
 That I`m still asleep
  
 
  
 On an evening such as this (yo)
  
 It`s hard to tell if I exist
  
 Pack the car and leave this town
  
 You notice that I`m not around
  
 I could hide out under there
  
 I just made you say `underwear`
  
 I could leave but I`ll just stay
  
 All my stuff`s here anyway.
  
 
  
 It`s like a dream - you try  
 to remember but it`s gone, then ya
  
 Try to scream but it only  
 comes out as a yawn, when ya
  
 Try to see the  
 world beyond your front door.
  
 Take your time cos the way I  
 rhyme`s gonna make you smile, when ya
  
 Realize that a guy my size  
 might take a while, just to
  
 Try to figure out  
 what all this is for.
  
 Try to figure out  
 what all this is for.
  
 Try to see the  
 world beyond your front door.
  
 Try to figure out  
 what all this is for.