Coasters-Along Came Jones lyrics

I plopped down in my easy  
 chair and turned on Channel 2  
  A bad gunslinger called Salty  
 Sam was chasin` poor Sweet Sue  
  He trapped her in the old  
 sawmill and said with an evil laugh,  
  `If you don`t give  
 me the deed to your ranch  
  I`ll saw you all in half!`  
  And then he grabbed her (and then)  
  He tied her up (and then)  
  He turned on the  
 bandsaw (and then, and then...!)  
    
  (chorus):  
  And then along came Jones  
  Tall thin Jones  
  Slow-walkin` Jones  
  Slow-talkin` Jones  
  Along came long, lean, lanky Jones  
    
  Commercial came on, so I  
 got up to get myself a snack  
  You should`ve seen what was goin`  
 on by the time that I got back  
  Down in the old abandoned  
 mine, Sweet Sue was havin` fits  
  That villain said, `Give  
 me the deed to your ranch  
  Or I`ll blow you all to bits!`  
  And then he grabbed her (and then)  
  He tied her up (and then)  
  He lit the fuse to  
 the dynamite (and then, and then...!)  
    
  (chorus)  
    
  I got so bugged I turned  
 it off and turned on another show  
  But there was the same  
 old shoot-`em-up and the same old rodeo  
  Salty Sam was tryin` to  
 stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack  
  He said, `If you don`t  
 give me the deed to your ranch  
  I`m gonna throw  
 you on the railroad tracks!`  
  And then he grabbed her (and then)  
  He tied her up (and then)  
  He threw her on  
 the railroad tracks (and then)  
  A train started  
 comin` (and then, and then...!)  
    
  (chorus)