Roger Miller-King Of The Road lyrics

Trailers for sale or rent,  
 rooms to let fifty cents  
 
  
 No phone, no pool, no  
 pets, I ain`t got no cigarettes  
 
  
 Ah but, two hours  
 of pushin` broom buys a  
 
  
 Eight by twelve four-bit room  
 
  
 I`m a man of means by  
 no means, king of the road  
 
  
 
  
 Third boxcar midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine  
 
  
 Old worn out suit and shoes,  
 I don`t pay no union dues  
 
  
 I smoke old stogies I have  
 found, short but not too big around  
 
  
 I`m a man of means by  
 no means, king of the road  
 
  
 
  
 I know every engineer on every train  
 
  
 All the children, all of their names  
 
  
 And every handout in every town  
 
  
 Every lock that ain`t locked when no-one`s around  
 
  
 I sing...  
 
  
 
  
 Trailers for sale or rent,  
 rooms to let fifty cents  
 
  
 No phone, no pool, no  
 pets, I ain`t got no cigarettes  
 
  
 Ah but, two hours  
 of pushin` broom buys a  
 
  
 Eight by twelve four-bit room  
 
  
 I`m a man of means by  
 no means, king of the road  
 
  
 
  
 Trailers for sale or rent,  
 rooms to let fifty cents  
 
  
 No phone, no pool, no  
 pets, I ain`t got no cigarettes  
 
  
 Ah but, two hours  
 of pushin` broom buys a  
 
  
 Eight by twelve four-bit room....